I told you how I spend a lot of time in pregnancy forums (at work, don't tell my boss!) and I've compiled a list of common fears that befall us (and me). Some are legit, some are silly. But hey, that extra shot of harmones really does give you a mind trip! Here it is in no special order....our fears! Let me know if I'm forgetting any!
1) Fear of Labor
2) Fear the baby will be born 11 lbs
3) Fear of Ectopic pregnancy
4) Having only $5 in my savings account
5) Ability to parent
6) Changes with our partner
7) Weight gain, foot gain, butt gain
8) If child will grow up to be a serial killer
9) Stretch marks
10) That my partner will dump me
12) My partner will dump me cuz I'm being a pain in the ass
13) Will never get to go out dancing ever again
14) Will be a future driver of a mini-van
15) Every little abdominal pain is scary
16) My narrow hips will never push that baby out
17) Fear of Miscarriage
18) Fear of raw tuna
19) Fear of the smell of raw tuna
20) Sudden fear of my dog and those canine teeth
21) Fear of my childless single girlfriends reaction
22) Fear of loosing my cool
23) Fear of loosing my sex appeal and
having to resort to wearing "mom jeans"
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