Back from my hiatus

Yes, its been awhile, I know, I know! Its been hard for me to be snarky when I'm trying to be maternal, forgive me! I'm back! With a vengence so sit tight while I blast you update posts of life as a rebel mama.

So, lets see. My little luv baby is 10 months old! Can you believe it? It has been a fun, rewarding and almost giddy experience, being a mama. Don't worry I haven't lost any of my rebel behavior. Not wearing any mom jeans either thank you very much.

What has changed since little luvbaby arrived? Well here is a list of 10 changes since the luvbaby arrived:

1) Having to wake up early no matter what time or how late I go to bed
2) How easy it is to fall asleep, insomnia no longer exists
3) Actually giving a damn about the state of my carpet and what little bits end up on it
4) I don't get that cold anymore because the luvbaby keeps me in motion (and she is warm and fuzzy, great for snuggling)
5) How exciting and new everything and everybody is (oh hee hee hee! Look at me, I'm your mama! weeee!
6) Not able to find time for painting, and surprisingly would rather spend the time w/ the baby than paint
7) The dogs aren't getting walked twice a day or even twice a week
8) Finding that going to the office is rather enjoyable
9) Becoming 1000% more paranoid than I was already
10) Realizing I AM one of those crazy parents

Ok, and then...10 things that didn't change since the luvbaby arrived:

1) I thought my feet would get bigger
2) My house is still a mess and I have not turned into a neat freak or a germaphobe
3) I can still curse (for now)
4) My relationships with my friends haven't changed. They still never visit.
5) I don't feel the need to tell everyone to procreate
6) My desk at work is not covered with my baby's picture
7) I'm still attending underground freaky artist artshows
8) My man still hangs out w/ his dudes regularly--and that is totally fine by me!
9) I still don't feel much comraderie with other moms
10) I thought my boobs would get bigger